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Ambrose Bierce Quotes

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Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom. Following are some of the more notable epigrams of the learned and ingenious Dr. Jamrach Holobom:
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Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.
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Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
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PAST, n. That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance. A moving line called the Present parts it from an imaginary period known as the Future. These two grand divisions of Eternity, of which the one is continually effacing the other, are entirely unlike. The one is dark with sorrow and disappointment, the other bright with prosperity and joy. The Past is the region of sobs, the Future is the realm of song. In the one crouches Memory, clad in sackcloth and ashes, mumbling penitential prayer. in the sunshine of the other Hope flies with a free wing, beckoning to temples of success and bowers of ease. Yet the Past is the Future of yesterday, the Future is the Past of to-morrow. They are one --the knowledge and the dream.
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A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
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It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment. By the kind of intelligence that sees in an exception a proof of the rule the wisdom of an act is judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense. the wisdom of an act is to be judged by the light that the doer had when he performed it.
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Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.
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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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