Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
in Bill Cosby QuotesThere is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
in Bill Cosby QuotesIs the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
in Bill Cosby QuotesMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
in Bill Cosby QuotesPoets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
in Bill Cosby QuotesIt isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful
in Bill Cosby QuotesThe very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
in Bill Cosby QuotesMy eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
in Bill Cosby QuotesWomen don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
in Bill Cosby QuotesEven though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
in Bill Cosby QuotesThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
in Bill Cosby QuotesRaising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
in Bill Cosby QuotesAt the very least marriage is a miscarriage of expectation, at its worst a wrenching disappointment with destiny.
in Bill Cosby QuotesHuman beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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