You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesHere in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you dont throw yourself down the stairs, thats a choice. Every time you dont crash your car, you reenlist.
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesI've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, Why? Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, No, that's not right. Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesIf you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesOn the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stairway through the clouds.
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesIf death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesAre these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now? Am I just under a spell that says nothing is ever good enough?
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesIt's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power.
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesDid perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
in Chuck Palahniuk QuotesOnly when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
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