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Mark Twain Quotes

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Always obey your parents - when they are present.
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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
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There is no security in life, only opportunity
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
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Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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I shall not often meddle with politics, because we have a political Editor who is already excellent and only needs to serve a term or two in the penitentiary to be perfect.
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When the human race has once acquired a superstition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.
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I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception
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Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
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Don't tell fish stories where the people know you. but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances.
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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
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