Funny Jokes

What are people laughing about the most? Funny videos, funny pictures and of course funny jockes are the best thing to get you laughing. But what make a funny joke a good joke? There are a lot of different types of jokes you can tell your friends like bar jokes, blonde jokes or lawyer jokes. It is fun to tell them to other people and it is always good to know some if you are hanging out with friends. Of course there are stupid jokes nobody really finds that funny but you do not have to tell them.

Other funny Jokes

Computer jokes and jokes about sport like golf are told as well as jokes about mama’s and other relatives. Sometimes you will see funny cartoons that tell a joke or a funny video that was inspired by a joke which exists for a long time. Relationships between men and women are another area a lot of jokes are aiming at.

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

Or here another one:

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”