You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.
~ Ethel Barrymore
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
~ Jackson Brown
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
~ Robert Frost
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
~ Charles Schulz
Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.
~ Brian Vaszily
Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.
~ Anonymous
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
~ Helen Rowland
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
~ Yogi Berra
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
~ Oscar Wilde
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
~ Henny Youngman
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
~ W. C. Fields
Success comes in cans, failure in can’ts.
~ Author Unknown
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
~ Earl Nightingale
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
~ Arthur C. Clarke
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
~ Robert Frost
The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.
~ Al Neuharth
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
~ Unknown Author
It’s time to feel inspirational, and to motivate those who feel a little down and out! But let’s remember to throw a little humor in that as well. Because funny motivational quotes are the “feel good” statements that we read almost everywhere. No one wants to really look at the glass half empty, when its really half full. We need to think positive, and remain confident in ourselves to continue on the road of success! And success is not measured by the car we drive, or how famous we are. Only you can define you. No one wants to hang out with the “Debby Downer” of the group. However, we do know that not all days can be “positive” ones. But there are ways, to teach ourselves how to remain positive about our life, love and our future. When one door closes, there is one that is open. It’s through the use of funny motivational quotes that can help us throughout our days and nights.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Ambrose Bierce
Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be.
Unknown
What’s so funny?
Funny is in the eye of the beholder! Everyone is different, but that’s okay. Funny quotations are the antidotes to life.
It makes us laugh and it’s the reactions from other people that makes us wonder: Why and how did she do that!
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost
Motivate me!
So, you had a bad day, huh? So, how can you change a “negative” feeling into a positive one? Well, for every negative thought, there is a positive reaction too. Don’t look at it as to “Why me?” Read it as, how you can change your life and think success. A collection of funny motivational quotes every day can only bring happiness in the work that you do and the joy you feel with other people. See the glass is half full if you use those inspirational an motivational quotes 
.
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
Unknown
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
Henny Youngman
