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A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Diamonds are a girls best friend. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Dogs never bite me. Just humans. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Dogs never bite me. Just humans. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experience, but that's not where I live. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes First, I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm a person. Then maybe I'll convince myself that I'm an actress. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Friendship is the bestiest thing that comes to life . Friends will always be there for you don't worry about the fakes worry about the people who had your back from the start and never treated you wrong always remember they are your real friends don't never take them as granted because one day your going to lose a good friend by the way your action's are when you see a good friend stick to that person . ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer? ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot! ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I don't mind being burdened with being glamorous and sexual. Beauty and femininity are ageless and can't be contrived, and glamour, although the manufacturers won't like this, cannot be manufactured. Not real glamour; it's based on femininity. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I Have Great Faith In Fools; ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.... I guess I am a fantasy. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I live to suceed, not to please you or anyone else. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them anyways. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I love to do the things the censors won't pass. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I make mistakes, I am out of controls and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I read poetry to save time. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I restore myself when I'm alone. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night — there must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent? ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes If I'm a star, then the people made me a star. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I'm for the individual as opposed to the corporation. The way it is the individual is the underdog, and with all the things a corporation has going for them the individual comes out banged on her head. The artist is nothing. It's really tragic. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I'm pretty but I'm not beautiful. I sin but I'm not the devil. I'm good but I'm not an angel. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Sex and the City is one of the most popular tv-shows ever and there are a lot of Sex and the City quotes, that stuck in people’s minds. [caption id="attachment_418" align="alignright" width="253" caption="Sex and The City Quotes"][/caption] “Maybe mistakes are what make our fate… without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn’t fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart… and if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away” “Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” “Are there some women put in the world just to make you feel bad about yourself?” “I’m thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It’s just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it. [Carrie]” “I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samantha]” “The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires. [Carrie]” “Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn’t one occasion where people celebrate you … Hallmark doesn’t make a “congratulations, you didn’t marry the wrong guy” card. And where’s the flatware for going on vacation alone?” “After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh.”

Intense love does not measure, it just gives.

Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
~ Unknown[fblikebutton]

 

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
~ George Burns[fblikebutton]

 

First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!
~ Monty Python[fblikebutton]

 

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger[fblikebutton]

 

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
~ Groucho Marx[fblikebutton]

 

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
~ Max Kauffmann[fblikebutton]

 

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
~ Bette Davis[fblikebutton]

 

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
~ George Bernard Shaw[fblikebutton]

 

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
~ Alanis Morissette[fblikebutton]

 

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.
~ Clement Atlee[fblikebutton]

 

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor[fblikebutton]

 

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
~ Henry Youngman[fblikebutton]

 

Old age has the last word: the purely naturalistic look at life, however enthusiastically it may begin, is sure to end in sadness. . . . This sadness lies at the heart of every merely positivist, agnostic, or naturalistic scheme of philosophy.
~ William James[fblikebutton]

 

You know how they say when you die, your whole life flashes before you? Well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
~ Unknown[fblikebutton]

 

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
~ Joey Adams[fblikebutton]

 

Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to the time we have left to us. Our children are gaining life, and our parents are losing it.
~ Stanley H Cath[fblikebutton]

 

Reverence is the chief joy and power of life - reverence for that which is pure and bright in youth; for what is true and tried in age; for all that is gracious among the living, great among the dead, - and marvelous in the powers that cannot die.
~ John Ruskin[fblikebutton]

 

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something unique to offer. Your life, because of who you are, has meaning.
~ Barbara De Angelis[fblikebutton]

 

The author looms above his page and thinks it strange that at his age he cannot find the proper words to describe his only world. One would think that in a life where no two snowflakes are alike, one would have the perfect rhyme for each and every bi.
~ Unknown[fblikebutton]

 

Have regular hours for work and play; make each day both useful and pleasant, and prove that you understand the worth of time by employing it well. Then youth will be delightful, old age will bring few regrets, and life will become a beautiful success.
~ Louisa May Alcott[fblikebutton]

 

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.
~ Afroman[fblikebutton]

 

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
~ Robert Frost[fblikebutton]

 

One's age should be tranquil, as childhood should be playful. Hard work at either extremity of life seems out of place. At midday the sun may burn, and men labor under it; but the morning and evening should be alike calm and cheerful.
~ Thomas Arnold[fblikebutton]

 

Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
~ Unknown[fblikebutton]

 

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing much of our routine work. Printing is no longer the only way of reproducing books. Reading them, however, has not changed...
~ Lawrence Clark Powell[fblikebutton]

 

It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
~ Margaret Mead[fblikebutton]

 

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
~ Mae West[fblikebutton]

 

Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
~ Oscar Wilde[fblikebutton]

 

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
~ Unknown[fblikebutton]

 

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
~ Benny Hill[fblikebutton]

 

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
~ Kathy Lette[fblikebutton]

 

If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
~ Unknown[fblikebutton]

 

When told there were 10 men waiting to meet her in her dressing-room. In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
~ George Best[fblikebutton]

 

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
~ Rita Rudner[fblikebutton]

 

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
~ Rita Rudner[fblikebutton]

 

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
~ Albert Einstein[fblikebutton]

 

When told there were 10 men waiting to meet her in her dressing-room. In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
~ George Best[fblikebutton]

 

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
~ George Bernard Shaw[fblikebutton]

 

Every age needs men who will redeem the time by living with a vision of the things that are to be.
~ Adlai E Stevenson[fblikebutton]

 

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such a power might be given to the gods, but it was not given to women and men, and that was probably a good thing. Had it been otherwise, people would probably die of old age still trying to rewrite their teens.
~ Stephen King[fblikebutton]

 

Live your life and forget your age.
~ Norman Vincent Peale[fblikebutton]

 

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something unique to offer. Your life, because of who you are, has meaning.
~ Barbara De Angelis[fblikebutton]

 

It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that I was no longer a boy. From that moment I began to grow old in my own esteem -and in my esteem age is not estimable.
~ Anatole France[fblikebutton]

 

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
~ John Cleese[fblikebutton]

 

Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen.
~ Luke Rhinehart[fblikebutton]

 

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
~ Jimi Hendrix[fblikebutton]

 

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
~ Casey Stengel[fblikebutton]

 

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
~ Anonymous[fblikebutton]

 

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
~ Mae West[fblikebutton]

 

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
~ Donna Roberts[fblikebutton]

 

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the only one I would worry. But we're all in the same boat, and all of my friends are coming with me. We all go toward old age. How many years left we don't know. We just have to accept it.
~ Ingrid Bergman[fblikebutton]

 

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
~ Janis Joplin[fblikebutton]

 

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
~ Thomas More[fblikebutton]

 

I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
~ Unknown[fblikebutton]

 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
~ George Burns[fblikebutton]

 

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.
~ Jerry Seinfeld[fblikebutton]

 

When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.
~ Larry Speakes[fblikebutton]

 

Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
~ Unknown[fblikebutton]

 

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
~ Rodney Dangerfield[fblikebutton]

 

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
~ Paul Lynde[fblikebutton]

 

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
~ Tim Vine[fblikebutton]

 

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
~ Joseph E Levine[fblikebutton]

 

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
~ Rita Rudner[fblikebutton]

 

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
~ Dave Barry[fblikebutton]

 

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.
~ Todd Rundgren[fblikebutton]

 

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
~ George Burns[fblikebutton]

 

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
~ Rodney Dangerfield[fblikebutton]

 

I find it hard living in a day and age where people are unwilling to accept who they really are.
~ Matthew Lotti[fblikebutton]

 

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
~ Will Rogers[fblikebutton]

 

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
~ George Deukmejian[fblikebutton]

 

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
~ Franklin Pierce Adams[fblikebutton]

 

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
~ Winston Churchill[fblikebutton]

 

He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus.
~ Michael Bonallack[fblikebutton]

 

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
~ Dwight David Eisenhower[fblikebutton]

 

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation.
~ Clint Eastwood[fblikebutton]